I was just making a pun on your name. small-talk. Youll need warm clothes, a camera with telephoto lens, two Thermos flasks (one for tea, tother for wee) and for Gods sake remember your sandwiches., I quickly realised Gibson had been joking and that Anthrax was the name of a heavy metal band or singer whose CD might have been in the box. She co-starred as Lynn, the faithful but put-upon personal assistant, in I'm Alan Partridge, and as the huge-breasted, raunchy vicar's wife Sue in Nighty Night. Alan then bursts in through the double doors] Alan Partridge: It flushed on the first yank! Urrgh. Alan Partridge: OK, Lynn, quick practice for this meeting with Tony Hayers this Friday. Putting a damp spoon back in the bowl is the tea-drinking equivalent of sharing a needle. See you at your inbox! Estate Agent: Could swing a tiger in here, really! They do say it'll help people in *wheeeelchairs*. Watch him in action at the wheel below By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Jill: "Yeah, alright then. Alan Partridge: [Stepping into the lift] Well, there you go. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women." Alan Partridge 1 likes Like "Like a good-looking John Merrick, mine was a face that looked really shit." And a broken home is not an excuse for evil. Let us know whats wrong with this preview of, From the Oasthouse: The Alan Partridge Podcast. Mind you, I have been here ten weeks. 2023. Alan Partridge: Sorry, Michael, that was just a noise. Not Christ. Coogan admitted in an interview with Jonathan Ross in May that he was trying to be a middle-aged man and now Im one, so its a lot easier. Comedy author Armando Iannucci, who helped create the character, told Radio schedules in March: It was almost like he was fully formed the moment he started talking we laughed because we all thought we kind of know this guy, we know his aspirations. And that, was a gooooooal! It begin in forest in Germany John: What's the one where the laser beam goes up his jack Michael: What's the one with the, with the volcano, and it splits up and a big rocket comes out with all Chinkies jumping up and down? 'Alpha Papa' finds Alan Partridge at the centre of an armed siege at North Norfolk Digital, Alan on his failed marriage: "Actually the best thing I did, was to get thrown out by my wife. Each Alan Partridge quote is unlike anything you have ever read before. Still, good news about the chocolate oranges. Off to London, no doubt. Its Chemex. That's alright, that's OK "Inner-City Sumo". Estate Agent: Sure, sure! Iannucci said the writers used the sitcom as "a kind of social X-ray of male middle-aged Middle England." Alan Partridge: Uh, uh "A Partridge Amongst The Pigeons". You might want to read your Daily Express. [Alan is being shown around a new house] Estate Agent: Living room. Knowing me, Alan Partridge, sacking you, Glenn Ponder. Alan Partridge: See, you did it again! Swallow is a detective who tackles vandalism. Which ironically is like a large petrol station. On the best way to spend a date (to his son):"Fernando, youre 22 years old and youre spending yourSaturday afternoon in bed with a girl, youre wasting your life. Tony Hayers: Alan, this is Peter Linehan, he's revamping our current affairs output. I do enjoy these chats in the morning. Alan Partridge: Um Oh, very busy. You join us live at the Berlin Olympics on "Grandstand" in 1936 on this pleasant summer morning in Nazi Germany. Alan Partridge: I think he'll be a bit tougher than that, Lynn. In 2021, Partridge now exists almost as its own entity, separate from Coogan, and has provided the general public with more quotes (most of which are now part of the daily lexicon) and memorable moments than we can even remember. In badminton, if you win a rally, you get one point. Fish, iron, rumour or war? I was gonna give out some some awards. Alan Partridge: I do like that toilet. These are not my words, Carol, these are the words of Top Gear Magazine. Alan Partridge: Right. So, iou be Tony Hayers. Alan Partridge: [Dismissively] Uh-uh. I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. I am standing by a graveside, the wind whistling through my hair like a wind whistle. Alan Partridge: It's alright. Er, I know some of you may be religious and to those people I apologi- Sorry. All Rights Reserved. He's begging us, he's begging us man, 'No, please don't!' You couldnt make it up. The most horrific moment in Partridge history. Very reliable but shes got a moustache., A cool head is required by all in 'Alpha Papa', Alan on the 4:30am radio slot: Some people call it the graveyard slot and theyre people who are bitter. That child was me., My heart is, in the wise words of Billy Ray Cyrus, achy breaky., A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. It's embarrassing. No, it's alright, I was just portraying a madman. Wretched.. Love is in the air! Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. A great memorable quote from the I'm Alan Partridge movie on Quotes.net - Alan Partridge: You smiled then, Lynn.Lynn: No, I didn't.Alan Partridge: Yes, you did. Erm, terrible idea. 18. An egg still in its shell looks good but Its from the 90s.. Share; Comments; News. Alan Partridge: [while having sex] Do you mind if I talk? Valentine's Day today, eh? Peter Baxendale Thomas: What do you mean by that? Clearly likeable and easy to get along with especially with her boss absent Lynn provides a much-needed counterbalance. Lynn: [to Jill] We're in the same area, I wondered if you'd like to take a taxi back with me, you know, make a saving? Alan Partridge: No, Jill will be sleeping with me tonight. Despite this, Lynn was personable and socially adept (unlike her client), and was clearly well-liked by the employees of Linton Travel Tavern. Alan Partridge; Online Features; More from Culture. And there's a man there and he's Russian - he's got eyebrows, you know - and he's on the phone going, "What, a whole submarine? Da, da, da - and now a really big bounce right over and I land on my feet. Be the first to learn about new releases! Also, I'll be asking: Which is the worst monger? Right, now you'll like this "Knowing M.E., Knowing You". Have you watched these big hits on HBO Max, Disney+, Netflix, and more? Alan Partridge: I like the, uh, I like those earrings. The worst thing I'd ever done was kick a pig - School trip to Heston Farm, 1964, I maintain it was self-defence., Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell., Sport, on the other hand, is straightforward. But she also likes doing a good job: I think in her car outside she does a 'yes!' whenever. Alan Partridge: Michael, release the headmaster! Alan Partridge: Well, that's not really gold, is it? That's not going back in again. 4. Go to London, and I guarantee you will be either assaulted or unappreciated. Take the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway. Both valid. As I'm sure, er, as I'm sure you are, sir. ago. 126. I'm not playing that again. Pat Farrell: Penny for them. By. Alan Partridge: Have I got a second series? I think I should say The best of the Beatles. Alan Partridge: You know what this room says to me? . Could we see her finally standing up to her longstanding oppressor? Lynn: We might give you a second series. Share PINTEREST Email Print Tim P. Whitby / Getty Images By. Lynn: Good. I wasn't an evil person. I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter career. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. It was very crowded; I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies; buckaroo! 1 on Billboard 200 Billboard. In fact, were in not for Lynn keeping Alan in check, most of the events of Im Alan Partridge would never have happened. 14. I would have taken it off sooner, but I was having a fascinating conversation with the proud father of the most tanned child in Norfolk I just gave his contact information to social services . And yell at them get out of the area! And watch them panic! [they smile coyly at each other. Swallow is a detective who tackles vandalism. She and Coogan both in character improvise their chat about the series, not so much providing behind-the-scenes insight (though a second commentary track with Coogan and Armando Iannucci provides genuine factoids), as ad libbing tidbits of Partridge gold. But then at the last minute Michael: He pulls a ripcord, right? Uphill runs become power sappingly mundane whilst overtaking National Express coaches becomes a long, drawn-out affair. Alan Partridge: [sniffing it] It's quite nice. and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small. [Lynn tries to speak] No! About My audience is divided into early morning farmers and late night returning ravers., Alan on the emotional trauma of having shot a man dead on his talk show: Haunt is a very powerful word Niggle? Alan Partridge: That's about right. No, I'm basically saying I'm going to be checking out at the end of the week. Bye! Alan Partridge: Excellent. When I finally got there, all they had done was dig a big hole. And not a very good book. Alan Partridge: Went to Silverstone. [Alan is driving his Rover 800, using a hands-free phone headset]. OK, uh small-talk. He's, he's necking with her. In the twenty-first century. Have something to add to this story? But today's also about fun. . 2023. Rolled on the thighs of a virgin. Details A filter through which his most destructive idiosyncrasies can become bearable. Partridge gives an optimistic assumption of life on the Titanic before the disaster. rock band Lynn Benfield: The accountants say that since you've definitely not got a second series at the BBC you're going to have to sack everyone at Pear Tree Productions and close the office down. The spy who loved me is keeping all my secrets safe tonight - and then one more big swing from the woman; legs go right up - ooh, what was that? Hitler's in his box, Jesse Owens just waved to him. [they are then interrupted by a man who comes up to the table and greets Tony]. Share on Facebook (opens in a new window), Share on Flipboard (opens in a new window). Enjoy it. Alan Partridge: That? I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war. So, iou be Tony Hayers. Lynn Benfield: Now, Alan, you're going to have to trade down your Rover 800 for a smaller car. Michael: [serving them their desserts] Here you go. What does that say to you about regional detective series? Alan Partridge: Britain has some of the safest roads in Europe. Before that, he was Deputy Editor at NME.COM, overseeing content and development on the London-based music and entertainment site. I'll call you back. Steve Coogan's comic creation has had spectacular things to say on the topics on his chat show, in his autobiography and of course during I'm Alan Partridge. Alan Partridge: I'm being bawdy, Lynn. So, er, thanks. So, on her 30th birthday (the Lord knows how old the partridge is supposed to be), here are 30 of the best quotes and moments from North Norfolks favorite export. And then I fly off to Cornwall and I just smash in the sea in a big ball of flames. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. 15. The guy was obviously talented. Alan Partridge: Um. Go on. Alan Partridge: I'm being bawdy, Lynn. Alan Partridge: It's good this, isn't it? Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank. Earlier I put in a pound of Dundee cake mash, lets throw a at a glance not a trace Peace of mind Im sure, especially if you have elderly parents on board. Probably survive a couple of break-ins before they started to fall apart. Certainly not 'Bravo Two Zero' by Andy McNabb. 9. Id just like to fly a helicopter all around Norfolk. But at the same time I knew that that afternoon's downpour would have made the slate tiles so slippery that achieving any kind of purchase would have been impossible., Like the name of a cartoon Belgian detective said in a Scottish accent, its 10:10.11 It, gingerly. Alan Partridge: That's bollocks, but carry on. You suffer from whiplash in underage women . Peter Linehan: We haven't met but I liked your chat show. ", Alan responds to Irish history: If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day you will pay the price if youre a fussy eater., Alan responds to being fired: Smell my cheese!, Alan on the Daily Mail: Its arguably the best newspaper in the world. Either way, one of us is going down." . I was a little bored so I took my Corby trouser press apart. Uphill races become commonplace, while overtaking National Express coaches becomes a long-term affair. Tony Hayers: It's not bollocks. What a beautiful song. In 2006, she took the leading role of housewife and gang queen Barbara Du Prez in the offbeat comedy series Suburban Shootout. Oh, God no! Not unless it had been stunned. [Taken aback, Lynn looks uncomfortable and doesn't say anything]. Stop getting Bond wrong! Nevertheless, nice song. ), I push up my jacket sleeves and use both arms to sweep an enormous mound of earth from behind me and into the hole like a couple of arm bulldozers. Well, there ruddy well should be. Alan Partridge: That's about right. Alan Partridge: Smell my cheese, you mother! She's my favourite. I'm very well, thank you, how are you? Well, her older brother. Bookmark. Bit like doing my radio show this, isn't it? Lynn Benfield : No, no, no, it's different. ", 7. No, I always put my money there in the evening. Topics. Enjoy it. Jesus. But not too informal; it's not Nigel Pinsent's "In Depth", but neither is it Wally Banter's Junk-Box. [Tony hasn't been poured any wine yet, so Alan just clinks his empty glass on the table]. She can often be a bit of a life-saver for Alan too, always around to step in should the need arise. [Alan makes a long, drawn-out leering noise and giggles. I was so happy I wanted to shout it from the rooftop. A great memorable quote from the I'm Alan Partridge movie on Quotes.net - Lynn Benfield: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?Alan Partridge: The good news.Lynn Benfield: Well, Rawlinson's say you can have another fifty of the shop-soiled chocolate oranges if you plug them again tomorrow.Alan Partridge: Excellent. Then the cups start wobbling and then a man who used to be in "The Onedin Line" comes in and goes, "Why are the cups wobbling? A great memorable quote from the I'm Alan Partridge movie on Quotes.net - [Lynn has come to the hotel to tell Alan that she's negotiated a walnut gearknob for his new, smaller Rover]Alan Partridge: Why are you wearing that snazzy cardigan?Lynn: Oh, I just threw it on.Alan Partridge: If you think you can upstage Jill by wearing that you're very much mistaken. And, er, he's just skiing along like that, and they start shooting at him, and he goes, "Right! But what is the burning issue? But as I listened through the darkness I realized that something far worse was going on. You're the subject of a sacking, I want you off these premises in 10 minutes. Partridge tries to give his Ukrainian girlfriend Sonja some advice on how to make a full English breakfast. And then, then he goes over a cliff and he's falling and you think, oh God, James Bond's going to die! I've, I've just bought a house. Kids like to go to the zoo but the beasts I like to look at are made of zinc galvanised steel - they're cars. I, I, myself, would never shoot big game (and would hesitate to even lay traps for them). He said, "You jammy bastard" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" We're not straying from spoilers in here. I am 47 years old; my girlfriend is 33 years old. In a list drawn up by the British Film Institute in 2000, voted by industry professionals, I'm Alan Partridge was named the 38th best British television series of all time. One yank, all gone. But I suppose shes a bit like Burt Reynolds. Can I have my sausages burnt to a crisp, please? Partridges sexy speech leaves a lot to the imagination. He was also a writer for Buzzfeed, GQ and The Sunday Times, covering everything from culture to tech and current affairs. Before that he was Deputy Editor of Mashable UK in London. 1. Hello Suzanne. We haven't got a second series, I just didn't have the guts to say that earlier. "Her yelling continues until I answer the door to find her on her knees shouting through the letterbox, like a gynaecologist bellowing into a woman.". [He turns to another page] OK, right. 1 mo. "I'm Alan Partridge" quotes from the BBC television series "I'm Alan Partridge", "On The Hour" quotes from the BBC Radio 4 program "On The Hour". Partridge was not impressed after learning that his James Bond videotapes had been recorded with episodes of Strongest man in the world competetion. Rate this quote: (0.00 / 0 votes) 1,977 Views Share your thoughts on this Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa's quote with the community: 0 Comments Notify me of new comments via email. Let's just pop the extractor . Alan Partridge: I've seen the big-eared boys on farms. At a sparsely attended funeral, his casket has been blessed and lowered into the ground. The submarine's being eaten by a a giant tanker." . Alan Partridge, Alan Partridge: Nomad 1 likes Like "A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. And not a very good book. And he said, this is saaad, you want to upgrade. Michael: Aye. Lynn Benfield: But you do have to make substantial savings. You promised that this show would be hot and now you're chatting to three senior citizens." Thanks for signing up. August knocked the trend for downturn in fireplace sales. I would've taken it off sooner but I was having a fascinating conversation with the proud father of Norfolk's most sun-tanned child. I crouch down and, unsure of how much to put in (why dont they just tell you? I've got one here. [Taken aback, Lynn looks uncomfortable and doesn't say anything]Alan Partridge: I'm being bawdy, Lynn. Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine! And then we cut to Moscow. Susan: [With a sunny smile] Good morning, Alan, how are you today? I looked up at the window and waved and laughed and dressed and mused on how fantastic it was to have colleagues who could share practical jokes like this. Jill: "I don't recall saying that." And I did. No. Right. I just think it's time for you to consider moving on to new pastures. Other great ideas Partridge had for television included Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank, Inner-city Sumo and Monkey Tennis. On keeping personal and private lives separate: "Lynn's not my wife. Alan Partridge: Get rid of her, Lynn, she's a drunk and a racist! . Something's come up.". Alan Partridge: Yes, you did. On rejection: "Actually the best thing I did, was to get thrown out by my wife. In volleyball, if you win a rally, you get one point. Partridge only draws his words of wisdom from the best sources. Discovery alleges that Paramount undercut their $500 million deal. los angeles If you're ever doing an after-dinner speech, you say 'My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, sorry I'm late, I just popped to the toilet. At first I assumed Id trumped myself awake again ., My bottom is itchy so I stop in the middle of the landing and scratch it lightly. high school Especially no Bravo Two Zero by Andy McNabb, which actually improves with every read. Y'know, makes yeh wonder what it's all aboot. Occupation "I'm Alan Partridge Quotes." I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the pinnacle of his Blue Peter career. "Lynn, get rid of her. You make pigs smoke. Very, sort of, high-tech, space age. A second series followed in 2002, with Partridge now living in a static caravan after recovering from a mental breakdown. But, er, that's not going to happen. As far as I'm concerned, Neil Diamond will always be King of the Jews. On seduction: "No, Jill will be sleeping with me tonight." There are 15 dealers doing a little of this, a little of that. All rights reserved. We could sort these pies right away. 18:00, 14 MAY 2021; . I'll be honest, I'm dead against it. LIST: Some Of Alan Partridge's Mightiest Musings. Alan Partridge: You farmers, you don't like outsiders, do you? Its one of British comedys most unlikely will-they-wont-they scenarios. Alan Partridge: [Opening a file] Right, OK. Shoestring, Taggart, Spender, Bergerac, Morse. Tony Hayers: If you don't do it, Sky will. Who is French for water. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. [he raises his hands like a monster in an old horror film], [she shrieks and laughs. It was a perfect storm of no sleep, no wife, and angry brushes whirring towards me. Strawberries and cream. She was a staunch Christian of the Baptist denomination and takes the Bible and its teachings very seriously. ", 3. He goes, 'No, no!' Alan Partridge: That's one way of looking at it, another way of looking at it is, people like them, let's make some more of them. And he's being chased by these Russian shits in black jumpsuits with lemon piping. He's not a criminal, you know, but he will, perhaps, travel 80mph on the motorway if, for example, he wants to get somewhere quickly [Tony shakes his head] Think about it. I'll tell you about "The Spy Who Loved Me". You like to stick to your own. Were not sure this station actually exists, but we can definitely say Partridge hates the UK capital. Obviously, Partridge is thrilled with the age gap between him and his girlfriend Sonja. [they lean in close to each other, face to face]. It's not hardcore super-sex. I dont like it: it hurts. Alan Partridge: It's Valentine's Day today, and love is in the air? Alan Partridge: Because because you do this all the time. You're sacked! 1 Mar. Could go your way; could go mine. He drinks that yellow stuff in tins. And now I did trump. Partridges description of ITV training a group of young offenders sounds like a season of Thread. Tony Hayers: We don't owe you a living. My girlfriend's 33. Web. Never, never criticise Muslims. ), More importantly, as a major public figure it pays to be vigilant around suspect packages. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Lynn, I pierced my foot on a point! Alan Partridge: Yeah, Michael, I was just saying to Susan, bit of a job for you, unfortunately some vandals have sworn all over my car again. Straight away you've got them by the jaffas.. People may associate it with me. And the bad news? Go on, try and finish the sentence and see what I do. Alan: "Thanks a lot! ", 6. Oh God. Tony Hayers: [smiling amiably] You know, I don't think you should see your future just at the BBC, Alan. "My bottom is itchy so I stop in the middle of the landing and scratch it lightly. Alan Partridge: Ah, that is the best Valentine's Day I've had in eight years. The ratings were a ninth of what we could have expected, they started badly, they got worse Alan Partridge: [mimicking him] They started badly, they got worse Oh, oh, your programs, your programs Tony Hayers: Now, you're making a fool of yourself. Enjoy it. I'll tolerate one, but not both." - Explaining what he couldn't possibly tolerate in one person "Let me tell you something about the Titanic: people. tv shows Lynn Benfield: Well, Rawlinson's say you can have another fifty of the shop-soiled chocolate oranges if you plug them again tomorrow. Alan Partridge: [singing] Guaranteed to blow your mind! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. The pace of the Mgane is too quiet to be qualified as fast. I've just lost a pint of blood. Some of the most unhappy times of my life have been with my children. Partridge offering a medical diagnosis to his besieged assistant Lynn. Cooking in prison. [he shuts the door and goes to another room]. A buffer between Partridge and the people he comes in to contact with. She's my PA. Hard-worker, but there's no affection. No wonder shes occasionally mistaken for Partridges wife. "Alan Attack!". Its perfectly plausible to suggest that Partridge is now so well known that his parody of goofy middle-aged men on television has now been replaced by Richard Madeley. Sophie Rundle: Motherhood has made me too tired to people-please', When presenter Steve Allen left LBC and his statement following immediate exit, Date of Ken Bruce's final day on Radio 2 and why he's leaving for Greatest Hits early, The Witch Trials of JK Rowling makes sensible points. Calm down, Lynn! long time Mind if I have a go? Which actually improves with every read. This book would fit ideally into, er, an attache case or the thigh pocket of a pair of fashionable combat trousers. OK, uh small-talk. Follow me , and you know I followed them for about 200 yards across the sand dunes. I think I'd have to say "The best of Alan Partridge quotes." "The temperature inside this apple turnover is 1000 degrees, if I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will burst out.could go your way, could go mine. Other names Alan: "Oh come on." Jill: "Yeah, alright then." 7. Alan Partridge: Rolled on the thighs of a virgin. Michael: And then I'd go looking for Tom Donaldson. 28. Supporting Coogan are Felicity Montagu as his faithful but timid personal assistant, Lynn Benfield; Simon Greenall as Geordie handyman Michael; and Phil Cornwell as Partridge's rival DJ Dave Clifton. Oh, I sound like the devil. And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' 20. [to show what he means, he tuts and rolls his eyes], [Martin does the tutting and eye-rolling thing himself]. 25 of the most 'textbook' Alan Partridge quotes. This book is a top business aid. You are sacked, I'm sacking you. debut album Web. Her thoughts on her new bathroom are fresh to say the least. I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war. There is an awkward pause] Sorry, bit of a joke there. Alan Partridge: Stand down, at ease you're not in the army anymore. Sonja: "The Spy Who Loved Me" is a brilliant film. You, look at you, do you, uh go around drawing, I don't know, peephole bras on the wall? My mother tuts and looks away., Wed love your help. Want to shop from more small businesses? Tim loves music and travel Two sailors sit down and have a game of chess. On age difference being nothing but a number: "Im 47. - It's Alan Partridge's Best Quotes - and how you can revisit the classics for free. Alan Partridge: Lynn, I am not driving a Mini Metro. Alan Partridge: Can you fingerprint a sausage? I mean, people forget that traders need access to *DIXONS*! [Alan walks into the Linton Travel Tavern and goes up to the reception desk, singing Queen's "Killer Queen"]. On age difference being nothing but a number: "I'm 47. Like little tears, little wax tears dripping from your ears because they're sad. [Alan shrugs wordlessly. Web. Alan Partridge: Uh, have a go on the loo? Partridge has a unique way of testing toilet durability while advertising a boating business. Fantastic. 21. Norwich's favourite son Alan Partridge returns to our screens tonight presenting a new chat show spoofing the likes of The One Show. Shes one of the most fascinating characters from the Partridge canon, and Lynns return to screens presents some interesting opportunities for the writers of This Time. Aha! In fact, in the best chapter of my book, Im talking about when I gorged myself on Toblerone and drove all the way to Dundee barefoot. Alan Partridge: Very cheap to make. The fiddling merely tantalises the itch, and it becomes more aggressive. Are they gold? [Another short pause before the penny drops], Estate Agent: Sure, sure! Alan Partridge: I'm getting the hang of this! You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!". Lynn Anne BenfieldwasAlan Partridge's personal assistant. Alan Partridge: Sleep well, Michael. 5. Aqua. Today in Entertainment History: Release of Chinese Democracy, Why People Line Up for Flying Saucers Thanksgiving Pies, Atlanta Icon TI Details Trap City Cafe Restaurant Need Affordable Housing, American Music Awards 2022: here is the complete list of winners, Taylor Swifts Midnights Returns to No. The 90s.. Share ; Comments ; News what I do n't owe you a second series https //www.quotes.net/mquote/765206! 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